April 26 2023
Just when we thought the saga of Distraction V8 had reached its climax, along came a new challenger: Patrick Spaceman! Four days after Seb's epic battle, Patrick Spaceman found himself in a similar predicament – facing terrible temps and nursing soft tips. But as any true climber knows, when the rock calls, you must answer! Undeterred by the conditions, Patrick Spaceman squared off against the mighty Distraction. He approached the problem like a chess master, meticulously analyzing the battlefield before launching his attack. Patrick Spaceman discovered an alternative beta, but it was just as desperate as the original route. The air was thick with suspense as Patrick Spaceman fought tooth and nail with Distraction. Each move was a calculated risk, his fingers clinging to the rock as if his life depended on it. The ground below looked on, eager for a slip, a fall, a victory over this tenacious climber. But Patrick Spaceman would not yield! In the end, Patrick Spaceman emerged victorious, securing the second ascent of Distraction. The alternative beta, forged in the heat of desperation, became a testament to the indomitable spirit of climbers everywhere. As the dust settled, Patrick Spaceman stood tall, battered but triumphant, proving that even in the face of adversity, there's always a way to rise above. And so, the legend of Distraction continues to grow, inspiring climbers far and wide to face their own battles, no matter the odds. Who knows who the next challenger will be, or what new beta they might unlock? But one thing's for certain: the spirit of adventure and determination that fuels climbers like Seb and Patrick Spaceman is truly unstoppable.