Feb 18 2023
It's a shame that Heffalump V5 had to go and set up shop right next to Woozle V7. Poor Woozle, always living in the shadow of its more famous neighbor. I made the same mistake for years, dismissing Woozle as a mere imitation of Heffalump. But once I gave it a chance and started climbing, boy was I wrong! Woozle is a gem of a compression line, with moves that get progressively harder and a crux throw that will have you feeling like a superhero when you stick it. And let's talk about the height. It's tall, sure, but not so tall that you'll need oxygen and a Sherpa to make it to the top. And the landing? It's a bit spooky, but not spooky enough to have you calling out for your mama. So, what are you waiting for? Give Woozle a try. You won't regret it. And who knows - maybe someday, it'll be Heffalump playing second fiddle to Woozle.