Jan 9 2023
The transitions sit project is a wild ride, my friends. I'm talking weirder than a three-legged dog on a unicycle. It's got the biggest holds I've ever seen, like we're talking Shaq-sized holds here. And the climbing? It's like something out of a world cup spastic volume smearing competition. But the best part? It's outside, baby! You don't have to deal with Alex Megos hogging all the routes. Now, I don't mind telling you that this climb kicked my ass. I had like seven different beta options to choose from, but nothing seemed to stick. And then my buddy Patrick Spaceman comes along and adds four more just for kicks. The guy's a genius, I tell you. It's probably easier if you're tall - I managed to space monkey my way through the bottom with some creative footwork. The bottom of the climb was rough, though. Patrick Spaceman and I were flailing around like a couple of monkeys on a banana peel. But hey, we made it work. Patrick Spaceman thinks it's a V11, and you know what? I couldn't agree more. So if you're feeling brave, give it a shot after Papa Bear or Carbosaurus. I'd be willing to bet the grades are about the same. (Just kidding, don't come at me with pitchforks.) Now, here's where things get interesting. This is the third project I've failed to complete that Patrick Spaceman has conquered. I'm starting to think he's got some kind of voodoo magic going on. I mean, can someone please put a curse on this guy so I can catch a break? I even hoped that the vaccine would coagulate his blood or turn him into a newt or something, but no such luck. The guy's a machine. All in all, though, I can't complain. I'm out here doing what I love, pushing my limits, and having a blast with my friends. And let's be real, who needs to finish every climb when you've got good company and a few tales to tell?Smizzle