Aug 21, 2020
Over the years, Patrick Spaceman has had a lot to say on the topic of video footage. During his obsessive campaign to depict even the grossest lines in 4K clarity, grainy sex tapes and lochness monster shoe cam footage have gotten a bit of shit.
When he learned Hannes took photos but no video of the Foundation I think he was going to kill me. For real. A vein appeared in his forehead I’ve never ever seen before in a human being and pulsated violently.
After 9 years of training, Patrick Spaceman says he put up a magnum opus line at Crystal Crescent. He also says its V10, but it makes Papa Bear look like V4 so judge for yourself. In more important news, God is real and he is the spiteful one that made a bear eat 42 children for making fun of a bald man.
Late last night, God smited Patrick Spaceman's SD card and corrupted the footage. Modern technology has restored something. But if you have epilepsy I wouldn’t watch it. Personally, I think its fake news. Ben "Video or it didn't happen" Smith